Ailing Sata to grace Feira bridge, welcome MMD MP to PF

Ailing president Michael Sata has been personally motivated to launch the Luangwa Bridge – Feira Road, a project embarked by the MMD. At the same occasssion Feira constituency MMD MP Patrick Ngoma is scheduled to resign from his party to join the ruling PF.

The traitor Mr. Ngoma who, perhaps has done an honourable but expensive thing by formally joining the PF, is already serving in the same government as deputy minister of Information.

Ngoma has served his party of the anguish of going through court petitions.

MMD president Nevers Mumba yesterday said the party was finally cracking the whip on all their MPs serving in government so that they remain with a few loyal ones.

Sources said ordinarily Mr. Sata would not have come out of his sick bed to merely walk on the road, but has been energised by the prospect of his much loved scheme of spending money on by-elections through bribing opposition MPs.

Mr. Ngoma’s other relatives such as his young brother former ZNBC reporter Henry Ngilazi and wife Chanse Kabwela (formerly of the Post newspaper) are already serving in the PF government as diplomats in Malawi.

The MMD is this week expelling all its treacherous MPs who voted against the party’s decision against lifting of former president

 

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48 Responses to "Ailing Sata to grace Feira bridge, welcome MMD MP to PF"

  1. The John  March 29, 2013 at 14:10

    If by any circumstance Sata chooses to step down, the best thing he can do for Zambians is to give them a good constitution. He will a hero among all presidents.

  2. The John  March 29, 2013 at 13:42

    Opportunistic Defectors How many ruling parties are u going to defect to.Tomorrow PF will be in the opposition. Let me give you a new title: From tody you shall be called POVERTICIANS.

  3. mwansa kalasa.  March 29, 2013 at 06:17

    You people you need help. Does it mean when somebody is sick you rejoyce? Its a shame that most of you are happy of that. Remember that do unto others as you want them to do unto you. Sata was given the mandate to rule zambia by zambians themselves and not you. The time will come when If he is not fit to continue he will resign not you trying to go to state house using short cuts. Leave the man alone he worked so hard for it. He never hijacked other peoples party. Viva his exellence we are behind you and God will give you strength.

  4. Mulenga  March 28, 2013 at 21:30

    Dear editor,

    I am a state house official please allow me space to share my reflections in your widely read news site on the sad reality most people avoid facing and please do not publish my name am a civil servant.

    It is not a secret anymore that our dear President HE MCS is suffering from PROSTRATE CANCER and a threatening heart condition which has left him alive by the will of the spirit and not his body. It is saddening to see this man face to face and to know the reality of his illness which unfortunately many have undeniably failed to come to terms with.

    fellow countrymen and women, our president is sick and the requires resting away from active political life. His prostate cancer has reached an advanced stage such that urine comes out uncontrollably. A temporal measure to help in his condition is that a tube has been inserted into the urethra to collect urine into a urine bag. When he visited the Chibombo accident victims’ burial this urine collecting bag was fastened nicely and covered in his suit. Even during the famous swearing in ceremonies at state house the same strategy is used. The problem is that he cannot stay longer at any function or international gathering because the urine collection bag has limited capacity to hold urine and requires frequent changing lest it bursts and spills urine on the head of state. It is for this reason the experts thought the best way to prevent embarrassment on part of the head of state is to have controlled public exposure. The PF Government must immediately find a replacement to the ailing head of state whose illness has reached an advanced stage. Am pretty sure the first lady has tried by all means to encourage him by not only changing his urine bag but also giving him emotional support. However this measure is temporal and somewhat costly to the nation because the head of state is expected to travel within and outside the country. HE MCS’ controlled public exposure is African’s natural tendency to hide illness.

    As a state house Aide am very saddened to see the PF this way. I had hope in Sata but nature has its way. Right now Mmembe and fellow crooks are controlling us since the Sata we knew is not who he is now.

    Finally here are tips on Prostrate Cancer:

    Prostate cancer is mostly a very slow progressing disease. In fact, many men die of old age, without ever knowing they had prostate cancer – it is only when an autopsy is done that doctors know it was there. Several studies have indicated that perhaps about 80% of all men in their eighties had prostate cancer when they died, but nobody knew, not even the doctor.

    Symptoms of prostate cancer

    During the early stages of prostate cancer there are usually no symptoms. Most men at this stage find out them have prostate cancer after a routine checkup or blood test. When symptoms do exist, they are usually one or more of the following:

    The patient urinates more often
    The patient gets up at night more often to urinate
    He may find it hard to start urinating
    He may find it hard to keep urinating once he has started
    There may be blood in the urine
    Urination might be painful
    Ejaculation may be painful (less common)
    Achieving or maintaining an erection may be difficult (less common)

    If the prostate cancer is advanced the following symptoms are also possible:

    Bone pain, often in the spine (vertebrae), pelvis, or ribs
    The proximal part of the femur can be painful
    Leg weakness (if cancer has spread to the spine and compressed the spinal cord)
    Urinary incontinence (if cancer has spread to the spine and compressed the spinal cord)
    Fecal incontinence (if cancer has spread to the spine and compressed the spinal cord)

  5. Bob Sichinga  March 28, 2013 at 21:15

    what a foolish thing to do . You incresae salaries for civil servants without economic productivity , where are you going to find the moeny ? Printing? Now we understand that Kaunda wohoe=se economics of mixing water and fire is the truly back to power, Mealie meal shortages , inflation rising , brutality against political opponents is the road back to UNIP. MAIKO SATA, please shave your pubic hair, it is smelling alot.

  6. chisoko  March 28, 2013 at 21:02

    micheal will live forever and he has increased our salaries which the MMD didnt fulfil bt all the moneys landed into rb aand selfish mps.i wish the pf to continue claiming back wat belongs to zambians.wishing micheal our father and saviour sick will not help and tak them anywhere and i wish his enemies a long life so that they can see his sucess.
    wishing micheal happy ester

  7. chisoko  March 28, 2013 at 21:02

    micheal will live forever and the he has increased our salaries which the MMD didnt fulfil bt all the moneys landed into rb aand selfish mps.i wish the pf to continue claiming back wat belongs to zambians.wishing micheal our father and saviour sick will not help and tak them anywhere and i wish his enemies a long life so that they can see his sucess.
    wishing micheal happy ester

  8. idris  March 28, 2013 at 20:54

    I want to know if some people on this site will never die?From 2006 they have been wishing Sata to die.Fact is Sata at his age has outlived most of us,you shall never reach the age that he has reached.you are all deadwood

  9. Bishop Aringarosa  March 28, 2013 at 19:54

    Creating by-elections at the expense of National Development I hope you collapse from the weight of the urine bags!

    • kangombo  March 28, 2013 at 20:38

      Its foolish opposition creating by-elections! Very soon they will be serious jokers! Follw them at your own cost!

  10. "Silent Majority"  March 28, 2013 at 19:49

    You’re jelous of HH’s success. Go to school and get a good education, it pays

  11. Kaleza Zulu  March 28, 2013 at 19:43

    Its donchi kubeba all the way!

  12. Katheinai  March 28, 2013 at 19:36

    Politics has become a libility on the zambian economy

  13. Pretender  March 28, 2013 at 19:06

    who is creating these bye-elections? definately its not PF but UPND?MMD themselves. Ngoma was not bought but mmd has expelled for their selfish needs. They want to sale HHs name in order to redeem them but will fail.

    • "Silent Majority"  March 28, 2013 at 19:45

      The PF are to blame. Don’t they have enough people in thr ranks to get from the opposition??? Infact the PF members should question the Boss.

  14. Mubanga  March 28, 2013 at 18:10

    What a party that has simply embarked on BY_ELECTIONS as their development plan! Useless PF!

  15. mwine munshi  March 28, 2013 at 18:08

    it is not good to try God.you can not bring God with an issue concerning sata pliz.sata is connected to satanism,remember the sangoma,he should first repent,God dose not asociat with blood thirst pipo like sata.no..!pipo in love with cham are not God’s.yes.Nex

  16. idiamini  March 28, 2013 at 18:04

    the old lunatic will soon kick the bucket! just watch this space useful PF idiots..

  17. Badai Collins  March 28, 2013 at 17:28

    There are many complaints in all government ministries that funding has been extensively delayed for February. We are now in March and Feb funding is not yet sent to ministries despite the approved budget. Mr Sata is diverting the money to cover useless uncalled for unbudgeted for by-elections. Is this what this country going to degenerate into. I think illiteracy is a cancer. Despite all the negatives, I wonder why some people are still die-hards for this PF.

  18. katongo nsambe  March 28, 2013 at 17:17

    THIS IS THE WAY TO GO, DR. MUMBA. POSTERITY IS ON YOUR SIDE. TIME OF RECKONING WILL SURELY COME ON ALL THOSE FAKE PEOPLE.

    ITS LIKE LIVING WITH A WIFE WHO SPENDS NIGHTS NEXT DOOR AND YOU KEEP PRETENDING THAT SHE IS YOUR WIFE. ITS BETTER TO TELL THAT WIFE TO LEAVE YOUR HOME AND OFFICIALLY MOVE IN NEXT DOOR. LET THEM ALL GO. YOU MAY SUFFER FOR A WHILE BUT THINGS ALWAYS CHANGE, YOU FIND THAT MAN DIES AND THE WOMAN BECOMES STRANDED AND BEGINS TO PREACH FAKE RECONCILIATION. MARK ALL THESE PEOPLE.

    THEY DO NOT SEE BEYOND THEIR BELLIES. ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME.

    • kangombo  March 28, 2013 at 20:36

      Prosterity will soon judge mumbe harshly! He will be another chama chakomboka!

  19. John Chinena  March 28, 2013 at 17:12

    You people said Sata will die before elections in 2011. Thereafter you said he will die within six months. Now this blabla again. Who are you fooling? Yourselves of course. Only God knows when we will all die.

  20. Uncle Zambia  March 28, 2013 at 17:02

    I thought haters said sata is bed ridden hahahahahaa. U guys have no truth. Desperate website.

    • msana wanzili  March 28, 2013 at 17:15

      They are confused they don’t know what to believe. They’ll die His Excellence will still be at State house come 2016.

    • Fitiball  March 28, 2013 at 17:20

      Don’t blash yet. Eyes do not lie. We will be able to tell for ourselves from the way he will be looking. Even a walking seek person can’t hide the truth that he’s unwell.

      • Fitiball  March 28, 2013 at 17:22

        Oh sorry. I meant SICK person. Kacipusumuka aka sungu. Kuti banjelelako mukwai.

        • Chief Scorpion - Ex PF  March 28, 2013 at 17:31

          Lol… Nice Bemba

  21. Namusunga  March 28, 2013 at 17:00

    surely the president is fine .i hear he is even going to china.by the way zambians you talk too much any one can be sick and get treated and recover.God is the only one who knows.

    • Chibombebombe  March 28, 2013 at 17:12

      For treatment ka?

  22. Puungwa  March 28, 2013 at 16:59

    Thought ngilazi is tonga from chikankata???

  23. Solo  March 28, 2013 at 16:30

    Kanshi when is sata dying? Can’t wait tobdance

  24. nshilimubemba  March 28, 2013 at 16:12

    Are you going to kill our president from the look of things your joy is just to harm the president but you will be the first to go in jesus name the president is not dying. But you

  25. simuunza  March 28, 2013 at 16:11

    bad

  26. Bantustan By God's Design - EQTB  March 28, 2013 at 16:06

    I hope he will have a lot of urine bags and nappies to change otherwise tukasebana!

    Why if PF troubling this man kanshi?

    Wire ni wire and and ngati motoka yasila no matter how much you repair and force it to be on the road you will just cause an accident.

    Sata asila and he now belong to history ati kunali bantu.

  27. Ngilingindo  March 28, 2013 at 15:59

    eish..these villagers will never know how expensive it is to have a by election..shit!!

    • Umubemba  March 28, 2013 at 17:18

      U are also a villager sack

  28. rina  March 28, 2013 at 15:45

    you can have all the money but you cant buy help. pf people have no respect coz its like they are takng advantage of the presidents health.

  29. rina phiri  March 28, 2013 at 15:42

    you can have all the money but cant buy health. pf ministers have no respect for the president coz they are taking advantage of the presidents illness its clear.

  30. E c  March 28, 2013 at 15:35

    Mmd z still their not finished.

  31. Don Corleone  March 28, 2013 at 15:25

    Politics of benefit.We are in for it.The government should set aside enough money for a state funeral and a Presidential bi-election in the nearest future.Time catches up with crooks all the time.Never fails.Ngoma is a traitor.We’ll see him soon.

  32. riddick  March 28, 2013 at 15:24

    shaka shut the hell up eat dog shit and die and eat your sisters diseased va jay jay

  33. finshi twamicita kanshi  March 28, 2013 at 15:24

    OBSERVE THE MAN. YOU WILL REALISE THAT HIS HEALTH STATUS IS NOT AS PORTRAYED HERE. WHEN YOU ARE READING W/D YOU WILL SURELY THINK SATA IS GOING TO DIE TOMORROW. HATERS WILL BE EMBARASSED, SATA IS NOT DYING AT YOUR TIME BUT AT GOD’S TIME.

  34. Mpangula Mputyu  March 28, 2013 at 15:22

    Christine Kaseba, tame your husband. soon he will be public nuisense. It will be your family who shall remain to suffer the redicule when Ukwa is GONE.

    right now Ukwa is not leaving a good legacy and anoying everyone. maybe no wonder u ran away from state house in the cover of darkness once and came back through the garden gate.

  35. Malokota  March 28, 2013 at 15:21

    It has been long overdue

  36. Sup  March 28, 2013 at 15:19

    Zambian politics is full of thirsty bitchers.ratchet pussys.

    • Sup  March 28, 2013 at 15:22

      The ppl in form mmd Government are the same ppl in the PF Government.1 wud wonda.these ppl r jst thieves

  37. Pwetete Party (PP)  March 28, 2013 at 15:18

    Uuhhhhhhh.Sata to grace Feira bridge, expected in China on 5th April, connect to India for Medical checkups, come back home if he will, to attend on Kuomboka ceremony on 20th April in Western Province. Next will be Presidential bye-elections.

  38. chaona  March 28, 2013 at 15:18

    Samba waiona! Otherwise winangu azagwira pansi.

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