Ailing Sata to grace Feira bridge, welcome MMD MP to PF

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Ailing president Michael Sata has been personally motivated to launch the Luangwa Bridge – Feira Road, a project embarked by the MMD. At the same occasssion Feira constituency MMD MP Patrick Ngoma is scheduled to resign from his party to join the ruling PF.

The traitor Mr. Ngoma who, perhaps has done an honourable but expensive thing by formally joining the PF, is already serving in the same government as deputy minister of Information.

Ngoma has served his party of the anguish of going through court petitions.

MMD president Nevers Mumba yesterday said the party was finally cracking the whip on all their MPs serving in government so that they remain with a few loyal ones.

Sources said ordinarily Mr. Sata would not have come out of his sick bed to merely walk on the road, but has been energised by the prospect of his much loved scheme of spending money on by-elections through bribing opposition MPs.

Mr. Ngoma’s other relatives such as his young brother former ZNBC reporter Henry Ngilazi and wife Chanse Kabwela (formerly of the Post newspaper) are already serving in the PF government as diplomats in Malawi.

The MMD is this week expelling all its treacherous MPs who voted against the party’s decision against lifting of former president

 

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48 Responses to Ailing Sata to grace Feira bridge, welcome MMD MP to PF

  1. If by any circumstance Sata chooses to step down, the best thing he can do for Zambians is to give them a good constitution. He will a hero among all presidents.

    The John - March 29, 2013
    14:10

  2. Opportunistic Defectors How many ruling parties are u going to defect to.Tomorrow PF will be in the opposition. Let me give you a new title: From tody you shall be called POVERTICIANS.

    The John - March 29, 2013
    13:42

  3. You people you need help. Does it mean when somebody is sick you rejoyce? Its a shame that most of you are happy of that. Remember that do unto others as you want them to do unto you. Sata was given the mandate to rule zambia by zambians themselves and not you. The time will come when If he is not fit to continue he will resign not you trying to go to state house using short cuts. Leave the man alone he worked so hard for it. He never hijacked other peoples party. Viva his exellence we are behind you and God will give you strength.

    mwansa kalasa. - March 29, 2013
    06:17

  4. Dear editor,

    I am a state house official please allow me space to share my reflections in your widely read news site on the sad reality most people avoid facing and please do not publish my name am a civil servant.

    It is not a secret anymore that our dear President HE MCS is suffering from PROSTRATE CANCER and a threatening heart condition which has left him alive by the will of the spirit and not his body. It is saddening to see this man face to face and to know the reality of his illness which unfortunately many have undeniably failed to come to terms with.

    fellow countrymen and women, our president is sick and the requires resting away from active political life. His prostate cancer has reached an advanced stage such that urine comes out uncontrollably. A temporal measure to help in his condition is that a tube has been inserted into the urethra to collect urine into a urine bag. When he visited the Chibombo accident victims’ burial this urine collecting bag was fastened nicely and covered in his suit. Even during the famous swearing in ceremonies at state house the same strategy is used. The problem is that he cannot stay longer at any function or international gathering because the urine collection bag has limited capacity to hold urine and requires frequent changing lest it bursts and spills urine on the head of state. It is for this reason the experts thought the best way to prevent embarrassment on part of the head of state is to have controlled public exposure. The PF Government must immediately find a replacement to the ailing head of state whose illness has reached an advanced stage. Am pretty sure the first lady has tried by all means to encourage him by not only changing his urine bag but also giving him emotional support. However this measure is temporal and somewhat costly to the nation because the head of state is expected to travel within and outside the country. HE MCS’ controlled public exposure is African’s natural tendency to hide illness.

    As a state house Aide am very saddened to see the PF this way. I had hope in Sata but nature has its way. Right now Mmembe and fellow crooks are controlling us since the Sata we knew is not who he is now.

    Finally here are tips on Prostrate Cancer:

    Prostate cancer is mostly a very slow progressing disease. In fact, many men die of old age, without ever knowing they had prostate cancer – it is only when an autopsy is done that doctors know it was there. Several studies have indicated that perhaps about 80% of all men in their eighties had prostate cancer when they died, but nobody knew, not even the doctor.

    Symptoms of prostate cancer

    During the early stages of prostate cancer there are usually no symptoms. Most men at this stage find out them have prostate cancer after a routine checkup or blood test. When symptoms do exist, they are usually one or more of the following:

    The patient urinates more often
    The patient gets up at night more often to urinate
    He may find it hard to start urinating
    He may find it hard to keep urinating once he has started
    There may be blood in the urine
    Urination might be painful
    Ejaculation may be painful (less common)
    Achieving or maintaining an erection may be difficult (less common)

    If the prostate cancer is advanced the following symptoms are also possible:

    Bone pain, often in the spine (vertebrae), pelvis, or ribs
    The proximal part of the femur can be painful
    Leg weakness (if cancer has spread to the spine and compressed the spinal cord)
    Urinary incontinence (if cancer has spread to the spine and compressed the spinal cord)
    Fecal incontinence (if cancer has spread to the spine and compressed the spinal cord)

    Mulenga - March 28, 2013
    21:30

  5. what a foolish thing to do . You incresae salaries for civil servants without economic productivity , where are you going to find the moeny ? Printing? Now we understand that Kaunda wohoe=se economics of mixing water and fire is the truly back to power, Mealie meal shortages , inflation rising , brutality against political opponents is the road back to UNIP. MAIKO SATA, please shave your pubic hair, it is smelling alot.

    Bob Sichinga - March 28, 2013
    21:15

  6. micheal will live forever and he has increased our salaries which the MMD didnt fulfil bt all the moneys landed into rb aand selfish mps.i wish the pf to continue claiming back wat belongs to zambians.wishing micheal our father and saviour sick will not help and tak them anywhere and i wish his enemies a long life so that they can see his sucess.
    wishing micheal happy ester

    chisoko - March 28, 2013
    21:02

  7. micheal will live forever and the he has increased our salaries which the MMD didnt fulfil bt all the moneys landed into rb aand selfish mps.i wish the pf to continue claiming back wat belongs to zambians.wishing micheal our father and saviour sick will not help and tak them anywhere and i wish his enemies a long life so that they can see his sucess.
    wishing micheal happy ester

    chisoko - March 28, 2013
    21:02

  8. I want to know if some people on this site will never die?From 2006 they have been wishing Sata to die.Fact is Sata at his age has outlived most of us,you shall never reach the age that he has reached.you are all deadwood

    idris - March 28, 2013
    20:54

  9. Creating by-elections at the expense of National Development I hope you collapse from the weight of the urine bags!

    Bishop Aringarosa - March 28, 2013
    19:54

    • Its foolish opposition creating by-elections! Very soon they will be serious jokers! Follw them at your own cost!

      kangombo - March 28, 2013
      20:38

  10. You’re jelous of HH’s success. Go to school and get a good education, it pays

    "Silent Majority" - March 28, 2013
    19:49

  11. Its donchi kubeba all the way!

    Kaleza Zulu - March 28, 2013
    19:43

  12. Politics has become a libility on the zambian economy

    Katheinai - March 28, 2013
    19:36

  13. who is creating these bye-elections? definately its not PF but UPND?MMD themselves. Ngoma was not bought but mmd has expelled for their selfish needs. They want to sale HHs name in order to redeem them but will fail.

    Pretender - March 28, 2013
    19:06

    • The PF are to blame. Don’t they have enough people in thr ranks to get from the opposition??? Infact the PF members should question the Boss.

      "Silent Majority" - March 28, 2013
      19:45

  14. What a party that has simply embarked on BY_ELECTIONS as their development plan! Useless PF!

    Mubanga - March 28, 2013
    18:10

  15. it is not good to try God.you can not bring God with an issue concerning sata pliz.sata is connected to satanism,remember the sangoma,he should first repent,God dose not asociat with blood thirst pipo like sata.no..!pipo in love with cham are not God’s.yes.Nex

    mwine munshi - March 28, 2013
    18:08

  16. the old lunatic will soon kick the bucket! just watch this space useful PF idiots..

    idiamini - March 28, 2013
    18:04

  17. There are many complaints in all government ministries that funding has been extensively delayed for February. We are now in March and Feb funding is not yet sent to ministries despite the approved budget. Mr Sata is diverting the money to cover useless uncalled for unbudgeted for by-elections. Is this what this country going to degenerate into. I think illiteracy is a cancer. Despite all the negatives, I wonder why some people are still die-hards for this PF.

    Badai Collins - March 28, 2013
    17:28

  18. THIS IS THE WAY TO GO, DR. MUMBA. POSTERITY IS ON YOUR SIDE. TIME OF RECKONING WILL SURELY COME ON ALL THOSE FAKE PEOPLE.

    ITS LIKE LIVING WITH A WIFE WHO SPENDS NIGHTS NEXT DOOR AND YOU KEEP PRETENDING THAT SHE IS YOUR WIFE. ITS BETTER TO TELL THAT WIFE TO LEAVE YOUR HOME AND OFFICIALLY MOVE IN NEXT DOOR. LET THEM ALL GO. YOU MAY SUFFER FOR A WHILE BUT THINGS ALWAYS CHANGE, YOU FIND THAT MAN DIES AND THE WOMAN BECOMES STRANDED AND BEGINS TO PREACH FAKE RECONCILIATION. MARK ALL THESE PEOPLE.

    THEY DO NOT SEE BEYOND THEIR BELLIES. ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME.

    katongo nsambe - March 28, 2013
    17:17

    • Prosterity will soon judge mumbe harshly! He will be another chama chakomboka!

      kangombo - March 28, 2013
      20:36

  19. You people said Sata will die before elections in 2011. Thereafter you said he will die within six months. Now this blabla again. Who are you fooling? Yourselves of course. Only God knows when we will all die.

    John Chinena - March 28, 2013
    17:12

  20. I thought haters said sata is bed ridden hahahahahaa. U guys have no truth. Desperate website.

    Uncle Zambia - March 28, 2013
    17:02

    • They are confused they don’t know what to believe. They’ll die His Excellence will still be at State house come 2016.

      msana wanzili - March 28, 2013
      17:15

    • Don’t blash yet. Eyes do not lie. We will be able to tell for ourselves from the way he will be looking. Even a walking seek person can’t hide the truth that he’s unwell.

      Fitiball - March 28, 2013
      17:20

      • Oh sorry. I meant SICK person. Kacipusumuka aka sungu. Kuti banjelelako mukwai.

        Fitiball - March 28, 2013
        17:22

        • Lol… Nice Bemba

          Chief Scorpion - Ex PF - March 28, 2013
          17:31

  21. surely the president is fine .i hear he is even going to china.by the way zambians you talk too much any one can be sick and get treated and recover.God is the only one who knows.

    Namusunga - March 28, 2013
    17:00

    • For treatment ka?

      Chibombebombe - March 28, 2013
      17:12

  22. Thought ngilazi is tonga from chikankata???

    Puungwa - March 28, 2013
    16:59

  23. Kanshi when is sata dying? Can’t wait tobdance

    Solo - March 28, 2013
    16:30

  24. Are you going to kill our president from the look of things your joy is just to harm the president but you will be the first to go in jesus name the president is not dying. But you

    nshilimubemba - March 28, 2013
    16:12

  25. bad

    simuunza - March 28, 2013
    16:11

  26. I hope he will have a lot of urine bags and nappies to change otherwise tukasebana!

    Why if PF troubling this man kanshi?

    Wire ni wire and and ngati motoka yasila no matter how much you repair and force it to be on the road you will just cause an accident.

    Sata asila and he now belong to history ati kunali bantu.

    Bantustan By God's Design - EQTB - March 28, 2013
    16:06

  27. eish..these villagers will never know how expensive it is to have a by election..shit!!

    Ngilingindo - March 28, 2013
    15:59

    • U are also a villager sack

      Umubemba - March 28, 2013
      17:18

  28. you can have all the money but you cant buy help. pf people have no respect coz its like they are takng advantage of the presidents health.

    rina - March 28, 2013
    15:45

  29. you can have all the money but cant buy health. pf ministers have no respect for the president coz they are taking advantage of the presidents illness its clear.

    rina phiri - March 28, 2013
    15:42

  30. Mmd z still their not finished.

    E c - March 28, 2013
    15:35

  31. Politics of benefit.We are in for it.The government should set aside enough money for a state funeral and a Presidential bi-election in the nearest future.Time catches up with crooks all the time.Never fails.Ngoma is a traitor.We’ll see him soon.

    Don Corleone - March 28, 2013
    15:25

  32. shaka shut the hell up eat dog shit and die and eat your sisters diseased va jay jay

    riddick - March 28, 2013
    15:24

  33. OBSERVE THE MAN. YOU WILL REALISE THAT HIS HEALTH STATUS IS NOT AS PORTRAYED HERE. WHEN YOU ARE READING W/D YOU WILL SURELY THINK SATA IS GOING TO DIE TOMORROW. HATERS WILL BE EMBARASSED, SATA IS NOT DYING AT YOUR TIME BUT AT GOD’S TIME.

    finshi twamicita kanshi - March 28, 2013
    15:24

  34. Christine Kaseba, tame your husband. soon he will be public nuisense. It will be your family who shall remain to suffer the redicule when Ukwa is GONE.

    right now Ukwa is not leaving a good legacy and anoying everyone. maybe no wonder u ran away from state house in the cover of darkness once and came back through the garden gate.

    Mpangula Mputyu - March 28, 2013
    15:22

  35. It has been long overdue

    Malokota - March 28, 2013
    15:21

  36. Zambian politics is full of thirsty bitchers.ratchet pussys.

    Sup - March 28, 2013
    15:19

    • The ppl in form mmd Government are the same ppl in the PF Government.1 wud wonda.these ppl r jst thieves

      Sup - March 28, 2013
      15:22

  37. Uuhhhhhhh.Sata to grace Feira bridge, expected in China on 5th April, connect to India for Medical checkups, come back home if he will, to attend on Kuomboka ceremony on 20th April in Western Province. Next will be Presidential bye-elections.

    Pwetete Party (PP) - March 28, 2013
    15:18

  38. Samba waiona! Otherwise winangu azagwira pansi.

    chaona - March 28, 2013
    15:18